Posted by JamieLynnDodd
I’m not even remotely Twitter Famous…but I am rather picky lol
1. You’re an egg. No avi = no follow.
2. You have a bazillion followers, you only follow 1 person, that one person is Justin Bieber.
3. Your timeline is nothing but canned jokes made by 10 other accounts 2 weeks before you stole them and tried to pass them off as original thoughts.
4. You beg celebrities for RTs.
5. You’re a business that shamelessly self-promotes without attempting to connect with your followers.
6. Basic grammar eludes you.
7. You don’t interact with people. If I don’t see one @ reply in your TL, I’ll assume you just enjoy talking to yourself.
8. You include spoilers to shows I DVR and you don’t use hashtags or warn me first. Yes, I’m serious lol.
9. You’re a racist, homophobe, bigot, slut-shamer, Romney fan, religious zealot, or Unicorn hater.
10. You’re family. Get back on Facebook where you belong 😛
Feel free to follow me on Twitter.
Posted on August 29, 2012, in Lessons and tagged Facebook, followers, justin bieber, religious zealot, social media, spoilers, Top Ten, Twitter, Unicorn. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.
Ha ha ha…#10. This list is great, Jamie!
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