Posted by JamieLynnDodd
1. You’re an egg. No avi = no follow.
2. You have a bazillion followers, you only follow 1 person, that one person is Justin Bieber.
3. Your timeline is nothing but canned jokes made by 10 other accounts 2 weeks before you stole them and tried to pass them off as original thoughts.
4. You beg celebrities for RTs.
5. You’re a business that shamelessly self-promotes without attempting to connect with your followers.
6. Basic grammar eludes you.
7. You don’t interact with people. If I don’t see one @ reply in your TL, I’ll assume you just enjoy talking to yourself.
8. You include spoilers to shows I DVR and you don’t use hashtags or warn me first. Yes, I’m serious lol.
9. You’re a racist, homophobe, bigot, slut-shamer, Romney fan, religious zealot, or Unicorn hater.
10. You’re family. Get back on Facebook where you belong 😛
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